girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today
that is how i want to live my life
She was warning you about the fate of the bus you were all in
im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him
on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.
What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this
Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving
